Drug Addict: "Hey, old man what's up?"
The old man, looking upward, said: "The sky."

The addict smiled, and said: "I mean how do you feel?"
Old man thought a moment and replied: "Alive. I feel alive."

Addict smiled again. He wanted to know how long the old man can go with his wit.
The addict stated: "You need some motion - something to make you feel good."

The old man replied: "Women look at me and see money. I get motion when I attend 
church - the Holy Ghost."

The addict became fascinated with the old man. He continued by saying:
"I mean the motion from medication."

Old man answered: "I take five different medications for my body."

The addict pushed on by stating: "I am talking about medication for your mind."

Old man replied: "That kind of medication comes from the Holy Ghost."

The addict answered: "No. It comes from the Holy Coke."

Looking confused, the old man asked: "The Holy Coke?"

Addict said: "Yes. I have some in my bag."

Standing, the old man looked directly at the addict and said:
"I got the Holy Ghost a year ago. Before that I lost my family,
my wife, children, home, car, health and mind to cocaine.
Cocaine controlled my life. It almost killed me - if not for the
Holy Ghost. Early, I made a promise that I will kill the next
fool that offered me cocaine."

The addict straightened up and calmly said: "Good day, Sir."